falco is insane because he appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous characters with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively used by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "play like mango" and basically get oneshotted by it
I WILL BE AT EGGDOG SUMMIT π₯π
Thanks a ton to all my friends who voted for me :)
I'm going to throw myself at this invitational just like how I threw my in-game sisterwife at this Marth