Watched a woman in her 40’s get called an auntie by a woman in her 20’s at brunch. Her reply “ Bitch I am not your aunt”
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Tim to the muthafucking T
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Tim to the muthafucking T
@LosFreaklander
"the group that should be in the streets, has been bought off by Jay Z"
yo mama's house
Joined April 2009
- My childhood friend went to jail for a drug territory shoot out. An innocent bystander was murdered. Did his 20 + years. Got free a few years ago. Had the audacity to post on the book of faces “Don’t vote for Kamala because she locked black men up.”
GIF - Neighbor on my block and I stopped speaking to each other a few years ago. We would pass each other every day & not say a world. Now we both have dogs and they are friends. We still don't speak . We just stand there like dickheads for 30 seconds every day while our dogs say hi.
GIF - My grandfather saw a woman that caught his eye. Put on his best suit and went to her house to ask her parents if he could take her on a date. When he got there another guy was already there. He looked at her little sister sitting on the sofa & asked her out. The rest is history.
GIFthe story of how your grandparents met is black history too. - Johnathan Majors was A list. Now he is attending Tyler Perry premieres with Megan and getting Jason Lee awards. Didn’t he go to Yale? I know he watched that Tyler movie seething inside.
- Felt a disturbance in the force at 6:30am. Popped in the kids room. Saw him under the covers and the light from his phone. Pulled back the covers and he is on FaceTime with a cute teengirl wearing a bonnet. The teenage years have commenced.
GIF - Shouting black owned while skinning & grinning with racist Nazi sympathizer on a yacht on Juneteenth is a Boondocks episode.
- NYC has people on Rikers locked up for stealing deodorant.NEW YORK (AP) — Man who fatally choked NYC subway rider Jordan Neely appears in court on manslaughter charge, is freed pending trial.
- What a fumble by the WNBA.Angel Reese's WNBA debut wasn't televised. So a fan livestreamed it — and 434,000 tuned in. nola.com/sports/lsu/ang…
- Replying to @LosFreaklanderI did not find this out until my grandfather was in the cancer hospice. His body was wasting away but his mind was still sharp. We used to watch Mets game to pass time. He was a man of few words. I asked him how he met grandma "I was trying to get with your Aunt Alice first"
GIF - You are living wrong if your wife, mistress and ex girlfriend all hate you enough to testify against you. God is trying to tell you that you are out of pocket.Ex-NBA Player Sebastian Telfair Opens Up About His Wife, Mistress and Girlfriend All Testifying Against Him in Gun Trial (Video) bit.ly/44hF3Xd
- Me stealing jokes off twitter to tell my friends.
- Teenage years are here. Kid was talking to me reckless this morning. Waited 30 minutes after he left for school. Logged into T-Mobile and turned his phone off.
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