My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom’s purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her “here’s $100 go to the mall” LMFAOOOO YEOOO??
Lizzy
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Lizzy
@Lizzytrizzy
just a girl who loves music, comics, cinema & girly drinks.
Hogwarts
Joined October 2016
- Ozempic this, ozempic that. Have you considered maybe cigarettes and cocaine?
- Someone on Facebook just said “mfs buy $60 boxers for a dick that’s not even worth $3” and somebody in the comment responded “girls buy victoria secret underwears for a pussy that’s not even a secret” LMFAOOOOOOOO FACEBOOK REALLY BEEN WYLIN LATELY 💀💀💀💀
- 4OCEAN IS SAVING OUR PLANET AND DON’T GET THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE. THIS SHIT DESERVES TO GO VIRAL NOT THEM DUMB VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DOING DUMB SHIT. Please buy the cute lil bracelets they sell. Every dollar counts 🥺A day in the life with 4ocean Bali. #4ocean
00:00 - Can’t wait for this Puerto Rican Queen to become President one day.‘People are dying … science should not be partisan.’ — Watch @AOC’s spirited defense of environmental justice from 2019
00:00 - I’m telling Canela.🤤😂😂😂 got caught in a daze 🤷🏽♂️😂
- The fact that both of their families understood and respected each other’s religion and culture makes my heart mad warm. Double fiesta, double party. I love this.
- Got my car towed and It was $250. The guy who towed It told me to cashapp him $250 and he would give It back to me in cash. Idk what happened there but I got $250 in cash and my car back. God is good lmfao.
- Heavy on the small wedding and big honeymoon. Bouta be like 30 people and gone for 30 days LMAO.
- I don’t like using the word lazy bc a lot of us are just burnt out. Living in survival mode will do that to you.
- @ my future husband. I wanna get pregnant here.
- “They’re using you”. Actually, they’re receiving genuine love from me while they play themselves bc one thing about life, is that it always catches up to you sooner or later. I’ll never regret the kindness I pour out.
- Lustful men will never be satisfied and that sounds miserable. Imagine having someone who loves you unconditionally, respects you and is ultimately perfect and you still can’t be satisfied. You will always rot. You will always lose. That will forever be your downfall.
- Having a sleep over with all your primos when you were younger was the shit. You be laughing at 3am just bc someone sneezed LMFAO.
