Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) / X

Lil Bit 🌈

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Lil Bit 🌈

@LizerReal

Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra.🖕🏻🍊Find me on IG instagram.com/lizerreal?igsh…

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Joined May 2017

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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Jan 25, 2021
oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Apr 20, 2022
thank us. at 3rd floor. hit yourself. you will. 3 months. from now.
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Aug 18, 2021
weird flex from an aquarium
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Oct 2, 2021
realizing 2022 is 3 months away when i'm still processing 2020
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Feb 24, 2024
Apparently my 9yo daughter's imaginary friend is the ghost of an 8yo girl named Rose who died of the bubonic plague 200 years ago and I’m sure this is a completely normal developmental stage........
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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Oct 20, 2022
not to brag, but mine was free
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Apr 5, 2021
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Mar 24, 2024
We're walking to the cemetery because my 9yo wants to "write down all the names of the dead people." What?! She's brought a pen and paper. No clue where this is going, but I'm gonna post updates.
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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
May 18, 2022
someone tried formatting these windows in a Word doc
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Dec 21, 2022
We asked my 8yo if she knew what "ambidextrous" meant, and as she tried to figure it out, we heard her mutter under her breath, "It's not when two girls like each other...that's lesbians."
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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Jun 19, 2023
over the past few years i've watched billionaires literally take joy rides into space with their extra money while the rest of us start gofundmes to pay for basic healthcare costs seriously what can i do to support the orcas?
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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Sep 6, 2022
I feel sick as I write this but need to say it: Today a man with an AK-47 walked down the middle of the street that runs alongside the playground at my daughters' school. During recess. My 5yo was on the playground with her classmates. Feet away.
Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Feb 17, 2024
My 9yo made friends with a new student in class who doesn’t speak English. She’s FaceTiming her new friend and they are currently pointing to things around our houses teaching each other how to speak in English and Spanish 🥹 It’s the cutest little conversation y’all.
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Lil Bit 🌈
@LizerReal
Jul 4, 2021
interviewer: and how many years of experience do you have being a sandwich?