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tristan
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tristan
@Lispy_Dipshit
24 / 6' 180lbs / any/all / custom training programs / personal training / dm for info!
- autistic girls be dropping the most crazy rizz n then go nonverbal like ermmm why did you end your turn baby you had lethal
- bpd caveman: GRRUH me: bpd caveman (thinking): no grunt back he hate me
- how do you tell your girl that her angel fangs are stabbing your tip while shes giving you kirk
- pharaoh: *trying to embalm a corpse* gay little scarab: :3 hiiii watcha dooin *crawls under your skin* pharaoh: my mummification gay little scarab: *flaps wings* wehh imm your royal subject ^_^ pharaoh: silence at once
- i remember not believing one of my friends was a dom so i ended up backseating one of her esex calls and i was spamming the drake applause gif while she put that work in
- >t4t date >she shows me this video and says "this is how we met (shes the dog)" >i immediately walk out are my actions justified?
00:00 - when u gotta venmo a trans girl & her deadname is about to flash on screen so u gotta lock in
- you ask a porn addict what they like in a woman and they turn into maxwell from scribblenauts "goth dommy abusive tomboy futa asmr gf" like thats cool and all but the job employer needs you to spawn an item that is useful to him so you can get the starite
- old lady saw me adjusting my balls at the gym looked me dead in the eye and said "are they fixed now"
- when the boy with suspiciously female bpd starts growing his hair out and experimenting with makeup you have a solid 6 months to bag them before they're off the market forever
