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Princess Big Mac Is NOT at BABSCon
@Lightning956
He/Him. Self proclaimed Princess of The Brony Fandom. Veteran Trucker.
?, USA
Joined February 2018
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    Replying to @blobbynfriends
    “And if my parents get sad they can’t have grandkids, I’ll remind them of when I asked for a pony, and they said “You can’t always get what you want.””
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    Replying to @LB4857 and @TansuYegen
    Tell me you’ve never driven a truck without telling me you’ve never driven a truck.
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    Replying to @ThePrimalDino and @DoobusGoobus
    Cari, Grant, and Tori? Yeah. So much so, Cari and Tori were in a Tide commercial together recently.
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    Replying to @Quija9000XTREAM and @fasc1nate
    It’s my understanding this is illegal in competition
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    Replying to @MuskTillDawn
    “I ran to the closet and got my dad’s gun,.. he didn’t know I knew about it… I shot the grinch 4 times.”
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    Replying to @smugry and @GokuSenpaii
    “I knew they were destroying property, but I never thought they’d destroy MY property!”
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    Replying to @BurgundyBitch72
    I used to tell my father some obscure, but impressive fact about something that I learned. He’d say “why don’t you do your school work like that?” That doesn’t make me want to try harder at school. It makes me want to not talk to you.
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    They aren’t the OP’s kids. They were let into their collection room by their sister, cuz “they’re just toys!”
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    Replying to @BabyLamb5
    “These ARE just like my mother used to make! Just wish mom was a better cook.”
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    Replying to @AeroBigMike @LCS_Big_Mike and 2 others
    They probably would have had Grant trying to supercharge the washing machine, Tim Allen style.
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    Replying to @kennedytcooper
    My uncle Charlie said it best. “If two (bundles of sticks), or two (river dams) wanna get married… or someone says “I don’t wanna be a man no more, I’m a woman”… how does that effect you? You still gotta share the planet with him… or her… they’ll tell me!”
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    and being told that they get paid too much because "It's not that hard"... by people who've never worked in the food service.
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    Replying to @blobbynfriends
    “Wow… three kids… you know those are permanent, right? You’re gonna regret those when you’re older, Karen.”