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I seem to have rather unexpectedly gained some new followers recently.
In the spirit of managing expectations, please understand that I will disappoint you in some way, and more likely sooner than later.
Rusty
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Mech Engineer. Gamer. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer
United States
Joined October 2014
- Hey, .@UPS- your driver absolutely 100% stole my package. I have zero questions or doubts about this. This is the "proof of delivery" picture posted with my tracking number. Why am I so sure that the driver stole it? I'm glad you asked!
- Replying to @LieutenantRustyI'm still 100% sure that they intended to keep it, though. They looked super fuckin pissed at me when I opened the door.
- Now, I'm not gonna tell anyone how to run their RPG, but I will say that of all the disabled folks I've gamed with, not a goddamn one of them fantasized about being disabled. They lived that shit. Every day. If your version of escapism is fantasizing about being handicapped,What do you allow in your games?
- Replying to @GOVUKI’ve got my license to post whatever I want, no matter what you think about it. Here’s what it looks like:
- Replying to @LieutenantRustyUPDATE Even though I couldn't get through to a person, I did file a report with UPS online before posting this, and basically told them the same thing I said above. Just now--about 2 hours after filing the report online--the driver came back and delivered my package.
- This is your moment of education for today. Please enjoy learning about road rollers.
00:00 - Replying to @LieutenantRustyI checked my cameras, and sure enough- at the right time, the driver stops a couple doors down, delivers that package (to the correct address), and then gets back in the truck and drives right on by my house. @UPS, your driver is a fucking thief.
- Replying to @LieutenantRustySee, I know that's not the right package. That's an Amazon package, and I'm expecting a styrofoam cooler of frozen steaks. Fortunately, that's a distinctive door mat, and the people several houses down hadn't brought the package in yet. I snapped my own picture of the package.
- Replying to @LieutenantRustyAnd hey- that tracking number works! And the driver posted a proof of delivery picture of that package, too! Those are two different pictures of the exact same package. The driver did not make a mistake- he deliberately took a second picture.
- Replying to @TheRickPatton and @UPSDid try that, and as I already noted: it worked.
- Replying to @MeghannMyers_Look, lady, you people have like 6 store aisles dedicated to face wash MADE FROM SNAILS. Don't you even DARE try and come at us over having half a shelf of stuff.
- Replying to @IrishUnitySo, islands that belong to someone else are okay to annex if they just happen to be next to your country? Odd take from the Irish.
