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Lee Sanderlin
@LeeOSanderlin
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
    I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    The sun is rising, it’s a new day and I’m never eating waffles again. That’s 9 waffles and 15 hours in this restaurant. S/o to the staff for letting me hang out on a slow night (I tipped them well don’t worry). This was horrible and I recommend no one ever do this.
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    And we’re out
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    AND IT’S EYE OF THE TIGER HELL YEAH LETS GET ANOTHER WAFFLE
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    And now it’s Hotel California. How fitting. I can check out any time I want, but I can never leave (yes I can in 17 hours)
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    Full of waffles but devoid of life
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    Obviously, that’s why I’m going on hour 6 in a waffle house my man. If I could finish this cold, concrete ass waffle I could shave an hour off
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    1:10 into it. Two more waffles and one human who is dead on the inside
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    I let part of the waffle get cold and it is 4 million times harder to eat this way. And Wagon Wheel is playing. This is probably the purgatory period of the evening. Also, everyone asking about Venmo: Donate to your favorite local charity and make an impact in your town
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    We’ve entered peak boredom hours. All the staff went out for their smoke breaks. This Waffle House doesn’t feel like a waffle home with no one here
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 18, 2021
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    Meanwhile, in the outside world
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    The cook this evening is telling me about the time he got shot in the chest — and also that he really likes working here. Anyways, ordering 2 more and getting on with it
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    Four waffles down. Been here for 1.5 hours, so that means I have 18.5 to go. I am already in immense discomfort. Please, somebody, launch me into the sun
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    Lee Sanderlin
    @LeeOSanderlin
    Jun 17, 2021
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    waffle number 5. Just hit the 2,000 calorie mark and feeling grrrrrreat