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Lee Morris
@LeeMorris_93
Liverpool, England
Joined December 2011
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    Waving like she’s about to be dropped down one of them water slides
    An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law. At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.
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    House parties before you were old enough to go to town were a belter man. Abar 20 people would kip there and everyone would just be scattered around the gaff. Didn’t even know what a hangover was an you’d just wake up and have 0 responsibilities
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    Heavy man, I was that pastied years ago in town that I “found” a dead phone and handed it in to the bar staff. Woke up the next day phoneless and checked the location on it and it was at the bar. Fuckin handed me own phone in thinking I was being a Good Samaritan didn’t I 🤣
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    “Can’t cope with us, who even let us out”
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    When the bar’s rammed and you see someone with a table putting their jackets on.
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    Any lad shocked by this has never had a bird
    Do women really not wash their hair that often!? 🤢
    00:00
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    Insecure freak that Andrew Tate yeno. Proper incel cult leader.
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    Taxi home at 8am full of regret when you were only going for a scran
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    People considered gimps do and enjoy what they want, while the people who’ll skit them all copy eachother and delete a picture if it doesn’t get 300 likes, mad mad
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    Heard your kid nails the balloons 3 days a week but is worried face masks are dangerous because they make you breathe in recycled air
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    Lockdowns got me flexin that Dale Doback barnet
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    Fuckin roller coaster that but she's back at it
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    Ye fella likes all his little sisters mates pictures on insta