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De’Coldest Crawford
@Leathillmatic
Breathalyzer Repairman. Responsible for girl scout cookie distributing over Kenya. Harlem Shaker
Only Carolina that matters
Joined March 2009
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    I was about to postpone my morning workout and this popped up in my head
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    My son got my eyes wet. His 1st day of school is less than 2 weeks away, and he’s been overly anxious to wear his 1st day of school fit. Wore it to the family reunion and randomly seen 2 people from school 😂 He is livid.
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    Who are ur favorite philosophers and their writings??
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    “Ladies, your chapter dues need to be paid by the end of next week…”
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    My son got banned from Xbox last week, and I overheard him explaining his absence to his boys. “I was just taking a break. Y’all should do that same sometime. Y’all always on” I wanted to yell “He Lying!” but I let him get that off.
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    2008. What a time to be alive 😱Who had a pair of Taxi Fusion 12s back in the day?! 🚕🥶💯
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    My son WAS scared to get his blood drawn today, but we convinced him they are checking to see if he is the next Spider-Man.
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    I been laughing at this Cedric the Entertainer clip for 5 days straight. I’m mad late.
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    Ty Dolla vocals on this new 6lack
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    Had to lie to my son’s face this AM & tell him the tooth fairy don’t work in the rain. Forgot to put money under the pillow again :(
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    Crime Mob on this Creed II Soundtrack
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    When you thought you couldn’t hate Tariq anymore than you already do. Wow.
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    Them Parmesan garlic jeans got me weak
    At My Cougar House Trying On Her Husband Shoes 😌 These Mfs Kinda Sharpppp 🥴😭