My prediction for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson:
Netflix can’t handle the traffic and the stream is unwatchable.
JOE
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JOE
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Once quarantine is over I’m gonna hang my favorite sweatpants from the rafters like a retired jersey- my friend’s aunt is a lawyer at Paramount and was a part of Jackass Forever. They’d be like “hey we wanna jump on our friend’s balls with a pogo stick” and a woman with multiple degrees and decades of experience would calculate the liability of crushing Danger Ehren’s balls
- when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.
- imagine hoppin on Lake Shore Drive in a Model T and passin around a jug marked ‘XXX’ with your absolute boys
- when I interviewed at Bed Bath & Beyond the manager explained their commitment to customer service and how they go the extra mile. I jokingly said "that's what the beyond stands for." The manager said "No one has ever gotten that in the interview before" and hired me on the spot.
My prediction for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson: Netflix can’t handle the traffic and the stream is unwatchable.- Replying to @LeBron_EamesI made Johnny Knoxville laugh and can now die happy
- No cap Imma keep it a buck I high key voted for a blackmailed pedophile to be President Of The United StatesANDREW SCHULZ: “I voted for none of this. Trump is doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for.”
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