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- Working remotely isn’t going as planned. Miss can I take my blazer off LOOOL
- I look at billy and see turkey dinosaurs. I can’t explain it but I know
- I think out of all the wild things the media has done, this is up there with one of the wildest.
- You probably said it but weren’t sure if the joke would bang so you played it safe. Very transparent. 2/10.
- Men love cuddling with no feelings. How am I wrapped up in your arms playing with my hair but you hate me
- Habits create routine and routine creates lifestyle Don’t underestimate the importance of little daily habits that will eventually better the quality of your life
- We have a YEAR 4 student on site with us today shadowing year 10 because he’s set to do his GCSEs next year. He speaks 4 languages and is a chess champion. Do you know how insane that is
- Will Smith is ageing because the woman he fell in love with is an absolute maniac.
- This man randomly at the bar told me his mum died 3 days ago, I said oh I’m so sorry to hear that and he responded with “shut up” ?? 🤣
GIF - I would use this as bait. For every man that applies they go on a watch list for 5 yearsLily Phillips has announced she is going for the world record of shagging 1000 men in one day…






