Bridget Jones on channel 5. She was 32. Weighed under 10 stone. Lived in her own flat in Central London but was apparently a fat failure.
A madness
London Marmite
21.3K posts
London Marmite
@LaurenNotLozza
Advertising corporate girlie.
Used to write about dating.
My favourite type of men are ramen.
London
Joined February 2009
- Thalidomide wasn't a vaccine and it was produced in a time that smoking was considered good for you
- Six years since that lad tried to invoice me for a shit date
- I am so many years old that I remember when @ASOS was 'As Seen On Screen' and you could buy things like jeans 'in the style of Cameron Diaz' and the door peeper frame in Friends or the webcam from American Pie. Anyone else?
- Just a casual Saturday night, but appropriate for a Fleetwood Mac themed rave probably
- Replying to @OloniHe'd use tiny things as an excuse to punish me. Eg, I hadn't heard from him in three days so I said I was worried and asked if he was OK. His response: "Well I was gonna come and stay with you this weekend but now you've bothered me I'm not going to."
- Instead of buying me a new Xmas card, my mum has been adding a new message to the same card every year for the last 17 years. #ChristmasEve #MerryChristmas
- I fuckin' WISH i'd been taught that stretch marks were normal when I was a teenager, and understood that men don't notice them/give a shit about them
- Devo that you can't see that these tights are in fact glittery in this pic
