On top of everything else this bitch got on a kitten heel
Rancho Coochiemuncha
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Rancho Coochiemuncha
@LangstonKerman
Got waterbed seats in my limousine
- My mother-in-law keeps accidentally calling Stranger Things “Spooky Times” and I’ve never loved anything more
- Barron is gonna to have to learn to hoop if he’s ever gonna to make it out this ghetto shit
- Frank Sinatra was a wild dude because he kicked it with almost exclusively murderers and drug addicts and then he would go on stage and sing “oh by gosh by golly”
- “Okay Tiger, now do one for the homies!”SI cover, 20 years ago today...
- As a fellow mixed kid I can tell you first hand Ross repeatedly calling him white boy is REALLY hurting Drake’s feelings
- For the past 5 days they’ve happily shut down entire cities well before normal business hours — don’t think for a second that they’re worried about the economy
- This moose looks like she finally realized that the real problem in her life was her
- CALL IT WHAT IT IS! WHITE TERRORISM!Southwest Airlines has added live concerts to its in-flight amenities. bddy.me/2y7XkdM
- I know so many comedians who had to sign NDAs to help Will Smith write silly dad jokes for instagram, and now this nigga is out here talking about throwing up from pussy poisoning. Rich people are wild
- Don’t you dare help put this silly man behind barsIf you have any information on the ’Gumball Gangster’ who looted this gumball machine in Buffalo during the blizzard, contact local law enforcement.
- 10 year old me listening to Eminem rap about murdering his wife
- I used to be a high school teacher. There’s nothing sexy about 18 year olds. Most of them don’t read and can’t afford their own deodorant. Saying she’s technically an adult is still weird as fuck
- I love that Adele’s whole vibe is chimney sweep who won a billion dollars
