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If there is anything that requires my default setting to be mean as shit in order for it to work…I don’t want it.
Pirate Queen
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Pirate Queen
@LadyBugAssassin
A$AP Mommy. Zen of Buddha, mouth of Mae West. I'm not a foodie, I'm just greedy. Modernized woman, I’ll give you problems. 😂
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Joined October 2008
- My uncle is on the grill at my cousin’s house talking about he has some turkey burgers on there for the vegans. 😭
- The dog is standing there like I don’t understand the problem.
- My friend’s daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- When my daughter was 3 she charged like $380 buying movies and shows on Amazon Prime. She is 13 going on 14 and she will be watching that content until she goes to college.
- This is the kind of parent I aspire to be.
- She is really just competing against herself at this point.
- Daughter: I want my car to have a cute little tramp stamp. Me: Is your car going to be a tramp? Daughter: She is going to get around. Me: 😐
- They’ve been separated for years, read Mickey’s book.THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS 😭 Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce?! Marriage is a wrap 😂
Readers added contextMickey and Minnie are not breaking up This comes from a Marvel "what if" comic where Mickey was with Daisy instead, but the point of those comics is to show alternate situations that arent real. sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fa… - He won’t remember going to the playground on Wednesday but you still take them.
- The cat is looking at her like she has lost her mind. 😂
- Wings separated into flats and drums. That’s one wing, you separated them and counting them as two.What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?
- I saw folk sharing a story about donated organs this morning...the story was from the Onion. We ain't gone make it through the 2020 elections.
- Trying to tell my mother she can’t drink 4 sodas in a day. Me: “Think of it like each soda being a piece of cake. Would you eat 4 pieces of cake?” Her: “If it was good.” Me:
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