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Lewis Parker
@LPCantLose
Freelance writer • Bad at fighting games • Read my words @Eurogamer, @IGN, @RockPaperShot and @PCGamer • He/Him • [email protected]
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    Super excited to announce that my retrospective piece on Dragon’s Dogma just went live on @eurogamer ! Was an absolute joy working with the incredible Christian Donlan for this one. Pure top bloke.
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    I actually love DBFZ Twitter. This man just hit someone with the first text to speech mix up.
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    I rewatch this every time it reappears in my feed
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    So, the Simu Liu Reddit debacle has really, really annoyed me because if you took 5 MINUTES TO FACT CHECK you’d find out it’s all nonsense. And if you’re too lazy to do that, here, I’ll do it for you:
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    My guy got mixed by a choose your own adventure book.
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    Dude got opened up by subtitles.
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    This fella couldn’t block a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation.
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    The first 50/50 ever made in Braille.
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    I think it makes it even better that the dude refused to take the L
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    So, letting Videl cancel her Moonsault Kick into any special move means that she can cancel Moonsault Kick... into Moonsault Kick 💀 #DBFZ
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    So in short, no Simu Liu is not an incel. And, based on the fact there’s zero evidence to support this fact, he doesn’t seem to hate black women either. And you too could have found all of this out by… Googling.
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    So why did Simu Liu delete his account? Probs because he spoke about his sex life or how his ex girlfriend broke his heart. Intimate things you probs wouldn’t mind a few peeps on Reddit knowing before you were famous - but maybe not the entire world now that you’re Marvel famous
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    Then there’s this one, in which Simu says he… hates terrorists. I’m not sure what the gotcha was here. In context with the question he’s replying to he just says he hates terrorists. Well fuck you Simu I guess?
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    Replying to @LPCantLose
    FIRSTLY, “Simu posted in incel subreddits” A) This subreddit was not an incel subreddit in 2016. It was just a subreddit for Asians. Not Asian men - Asians period. B) Simu found this post because… it’s about Kim’s Convenience. All FOUR comments he made are on the same post.