Lauren.
90.7K posts
Please don’t bother me, thanks. And by that I mean don’t DM me, I won’t answer.
Houston, TX
Joined August 2009
- I know we all wanna haha on 50 Cent Bc he’s a bigger guy now but that man walked up, pulled himself upside down like we used to on the monkey bars and held his weight up until it was time to start rappin.. my goodness. 👏🏼👏🏼
00:00 - Somebody got clips of the Stros leaving last night.. please guess where you think my heart palpated.. I’ll hang up and listen.
00:00 - I aspire to be as unbothered as Altuve in the 9th inning of Game 2 of the WS.
00:00 - Replying to @NFL_DovKleiman“You can see how badly he wants to play” 😭😭 stop posting this shit man
- IDGAF ab a Valentine’s Day but give me a reason to dress up and I will. 🖤
00:00 - Cant believe the Blue Jays were the only MLB team to congratulate us..
- Immediately cride on the music switch. How can you not love this man. 🥹
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