hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed
Emo Kylo Ren
703 posts
- dear diary today i got to first base it was a rebel base i destroyed it
- *stands apologetically beneath your window with a boombox playing the Imperial March*
- dear diary today was a lot
- i hate this picture you can't even see my darth vader light-up sneakers
- dear diary i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn’t
- no hux i definitely have a girlfriend we speak with our minds she has a magic cave where she does syncopated snapping and she’s super good with a lightsaber and like so strong with the force no i don’t know her last name but she definitely isn’t made up
- lightsabers are red lightsabers are blue let the past die kill it if you have to
- how do you politely but firmly explain to someone that she is your girlfriend
- uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much
- *constructs a new lightsaber to cut the crusts off his sandwiches*
- what base is it when she tears your lightsaber in half
- *gestures* *door opens* yes Rey you see when you are as powerful as I you can do these things "kylo that was an automatic door"
