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Kylee Henke
@KyleeHenke
Multimedia creator & silly goose.
Seattle
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Born March 8
Joined March 2009
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
    If y’all want more insight on what happened to Zoobe… My videos went so viral that their head of marketing called me on skype & asked to pay me to make more. But they insisted on family-friendly content & language, which is the OPPOSITE of what gave their app its virality?? >
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    @Ladisepic
    Jun 16, 2023
    I love how Zoobe is considered lost media and the only videos we have to prove how it worked is several vids made in like 2014 by tumblr users where the zoobe bunny is just really angry and screaming and swearing the whole time
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jul 4, 2021
    I made this video when I was in a bad place & suffering from disordered eating, so here’s an overdue addendum for anyone else who might be struggling: Eat what the fuck you want on holidays, life is short, you deserve a treat! No need to punish yourself later. 🇺🇸 Happy 4th! 🇺🇸
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
    Here’s an example of one of the “family-friendly” videos Zoobe hired me to make. In this one I was laughing from the pain of suppressing my demons
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Nov 6, 2020
    I had no choice
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
    Replying to @KyleeHenke
    Before their untimely demise though they attempted a truly bizarre hail mary: a kinky BDSM template that capitalized on the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, which I used to kinkshame the Undertale fandom (because it was tumblr in the year 2015 and. If you know you know)
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
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    They struggled to figure out how to monetize this mess. Advertisers were uncomfortable with all the fuckwords, yet the internet had adopted this innocent little bunny as its mouthpiece for venting hitherto-unspeakable human vulgarity and rage. There was NO walking that shit back>
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Sep 16, 2020
    I don’t know what has messed me up more during the Undertale 5th Anniversary symphony the whole chat spamming rainbow hearts and “2020 tried to break me but I REFUSED” during Hopes and Dreams, or thousands collectively screaming the lyrics to Fingers In His Ass
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
    Replying to @KyleeHenke
    I was interviewed by the New York Times for screaming Fuck. It was too late for them to save their branding. I helped to doom Zoobe as much as I helped to put it on the map… rest in piss little bunny, you were too good for this wretched earth
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Oct 26, 2019
    Depression is wild bc sometimes the solution to a spiraling mood can be so simple Ur brain’s like NO. THERE’S NO MAGIC SWITCH. U ARE IRREPARABLY FUCKED ON SO MANY LEVELS AND NEED TO FIX SO MUCH YOU’LL NEVER /NOT/ BE MISERABLE. IDIOT. And then u put on pants & ur brain’s like
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jun 18, 2023
    Replying to @KyleeHenke
    Anyway, here’s a link to my greatest Zoobe hits on my own channel! Enjoy!🐰
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Mar 8, 2023
    been a while :>
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Jul 4, 2021
    Replying to @KyleeHenke
    THAT SAID, don’t worry, I think it’s still ok to laugh at the video!! Enjoy the righteous fury of a screaming rabbit. Just. PLEASE don’t emulate my behavior. I was SO unhealthy by punishing my binges with extreme exercise, and in the end it messed me up more than it helped!!
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Sep 16, 2021
    ah to be a 16-year-old self-insert on DeviantArt circa 2005
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    Kylee Henke
    @KyleeHenke
    Apr 7, 2020
    apologies for the baby talk but i’m legally obligated
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