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Kyle and 8,732 others
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Kyle and 8,732 others
@KyleNumber
Three-time Super Bowl MVP, Pulitzer Prize Winner, Nobel Prize Winner, EGOT winner, member of Justice League, Avengers, and X-Men, winner 2018 AVN best butthole
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Joined April 2012
- Replying to @DramaAlertI love how right wingers will just believe any dumbass shitpost no matter how obvious it is
- Replying to @nypostIf you’re writing inflammatory headlines over traffic accidents you are part of the problem
- Replying to @OwenShroyer1776Yeah, the rights over their own bodies seems like a pretty good reason.
- Replying to @sixinchbeysThe problem may be solving itself soon
- Replying to @usembassybeirutSo it’s not enough to kill Lebanese citizens with our taxpayer dollars, we’re gonna kill American ones too?
- Replying to @RepNancyMaceThe one who knows the difference between fitness and medical science (ie not you)
- Replying to @imbrettcooperSo men are becoming right wing because they’re being criticized for being right wing. Yeah that makes perfect sense. “I’m only voting for the fascist because you criticized me when I said I’m voting for the fascist”
- Replying to @kala2k7 and @PorcelainPup_So basically just a chin. Got it
- Replying to @JessInAbsentiaIt’s true. The lead singer of every band has cheated on Dave Grohl’s wife. It’s sad
- Replying to @silvergelpen“You’re too late. I already got it. Maybe you were right though. My arm looks a bit weird”
- Replying to @Puncher522Typical Trumper "I'm too dumb to know what an echo chamber is so since the people I know are Trumpers, he must be winning" mentality.
- Replying to @BlueEyesWhiteSuI like how you completely misrepresent what abortion rights entails just because you’re bitter that “fuck everyone they want” doesn’t include you
- Replying to @FLKDaytonThere was never a point in my childhood where *every* house on the street had lights