I was just on FaceTime with @noahcent and he accidentally made himself throw up while brushing his teeth.
Noah: You wanna know the kicker?
Me: I do.
Noah: I have to brush my teeth again.
Kyle McCarthy
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Kyle McCarthy
@KyleMcCarthy
Strongsville + Los Angeles
Born April 6
Joined September 2008
- It’s good to hold your most important meetings in the bathroom.
- If you’re not working right this second to accomplish your dreams what are you even doing with your life?
- 21 years ago today, The Undertaker broke Mankind in half 😳
00:00 - “If I’m driving we are going to have results. And if I fail, fire me.”
- It’s Friday! Go ahead and make yourself puke in the gym.
- Over a year ago @noahcent bought me the full Harry Potter series (for some reason?) He finally gave it to me today and, even though “The Sorcerer’s Stone” is paperback, I love him for it. ♥️👬
- Me: Can I get a Tito’s and Soda with a lemon, orange, and lime? @Nadeshot: Jesus, you went through the whole produce department.
