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Kanini
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I watch TV and I know things.
Joined June 2019
- The last time I felt this patriotic was when Eliud Kipchoge did the 1.59.40.
- So far @Shad_khalif is the longest abduction we’ve had. He was kidnapped on Sunday tuko Tuesday manze. Where is Shad? Shad ako wapi?! #FreeShad #RejectFinanceBill2024
- When a nigga hates you, he makes sure you’re aware.Mama Rachael nayeye anaona all her co-wives wakipewa kazi😂😂😂na ofisi yake inafungwa
- Accusing Miguna of inciting the protest from the back of Maybach, you really can’t make this shit up. Umetoa wapi pesa ya Maybach wewe.1/2 It's a sheer contradiction that @MigunaMiguna, the self-proclaimed barrister, is passionately inciting our children to unleash mayhem.This is uncouth in our modern Kenya.
00:00 - Sam Gituku has been in Opoda for so long ni yeye anasupervise construction hapo anamake sure it’s not a shoddy job.
- How do I catch you stealing my money red handed , watch you use my name to take loans I have no idea about, (you also steal that) and what you don’t steal, you mismanage then when I confront you about it, I’m the bad guy. Wtf is wrong with you.
- Our generation needs to learn how to stand with friends when our friends need us the most like our folks’ generation does. Friendship si wakati wa tequila pekee. We are becoming too individualistic and selfish.
- The number of parents raising terrorists in the name of gentle parenting.
- So in other words, tuko dictatorship?
- This is definitely one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed in my life. And I’m sure same goes for everybody else too. We will NEVER forget. ♥️Pesa ya Mchanga imeisha. Ni mimi tu na Mungu tunajua vitu nimepitia
00:00 - Bien ate when he said tujiangalie because the cognitive dissonance some of you muthafuckas have is actually insane. Ni nyinyi mnaongea? Crazy.😆
- Hii Twitter kazi ni kuscammiana na kukulana tu. If you haven’t done either, funga account.






