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I believe levity and silliness is earned by honest and vulnerable engagement with world.
Public Universal Homie
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Public Universal Homie
@KurtBeTweeting
Physics grad student & artist. Former Twitter user. 🦀 ➡️✈️➡️ 🤠
- Not so innocent now… I tried to warn y’all.
00:00 - Are heavy metal lyrics applicable too??? Or does this law only apply to black people???
- My therapist gave me the (troubling) news that in order to fight depression you have to actually DO shit????? First I'm hearing of this.
- "Girl, fuck you." gotta be one of the funniest 3-word sentences of all time.
- Imagine the pressure she was under making that pasta to prove her innocence. Probably felt like iron chef in there
- You are literally 21, put the tomato back on that sandwich
- My ride: "I'm outside, come out" Me, looking at an empty street:
00:00 - Replying to @KurtBeTweeting and @TheColtonShow__Cause if there’s a leader, then who the treasurer?
- When you swallow your pride and double text, but you get no reply.
- Replying to @TheColtonShow__Y’all are in a club LMAO
- As long as the spider catching flies... I consider that rent.
- Replying to @WhistleWagersIf I get crossed by Bugs Bunny I'm setting dynamite off on the court idc. We can really get LOONEY
- They running through niggas files like tomb raider 💀