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It's that magical time of year again! Please enjoy "WHO KILLED SANTA: A MURDERVILLE MURDER MYSTERY" starring @arnettwill, @batemanjason, @MayaRudolph & Pete Davidson on @netflix!
"The Netflix Murder Mystery That's Perfect For The Holidays"
Krister Johnson
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Krister Johnson
@KristerJohnson
Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
- Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.
00:00 - My 11 y.o. son just discovered Tetris. Came home to him boasting about scoring 15,000 points. Cracked my knuckles and played for the first time in 25 years. Dropped 73,000 points on his head. Now he's angrily muttering to himself and I'm doing karate kicks on the front porch.
- Louie Gohmert telling each staff member in person he has Coronavirus
- Writers: "Let me show you our funny signs!" Actors: "Let me show you how to cut a promo"go off sean gunn x.com/juno_stump/sta…
- How cute! My niece made one of those silly folded paper fortune tellers, let’s see what I get OH GOD
- “People don’t understand, I went to an Ivy League college. I was a nice student. I did very well. I'm a very intelligent person." -Trump
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00:00- Replying to @KristerJohnsonWhat my son doesn't understand is that I played so much Tetris in college, I remember one day sitting in a lecture room with several long tables, and absentmindedly thinking to myself "If I just had a smaller table to put between those two longer tables, they'd all disappear."
- "Out of a whole lifetime, John Wilkes Booth spent only six seconds assassinating Abraham Lincoln"Rudy Giuliani pens a @WSJ op-ed: “Out of a five-page transcript Mr. Trump spent only six lines on Joe Biden.” wsj.com/articles/the-c…
- What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes
- Replying to @gtconway3d and @barronjohn1946I agree, whoever thought of this should get lots of work in Hollywood
