BREAKING: As horrifying footage emerges of the #NAFO inflatable shark attack on Russian Embassy in London, Dmitry Medvedev threatens to nuke Brighton Sea Life Centre before collapsing over a half-empty bottle of vodka.
Terrified orc at @RussianEmbassy in London demanded police protection from a pair of inflatable plastic #Fella sharks their highly trained #NAFO shark wrangler yesterday:
Were the poor purple faced gammons expecting it to be written in ink using a quill, on genuine vellum and come rolled up, tied with a silk ribbon and fastened with a wax seal?
I've actually got one. It's surprisingly rugged and not a bad little radio if you upgrade the antenna.
But to have to rely on an un-encrypted thing like this in a war zone? No feckin way!
Man travels through multiple time zones to attend climate change conference and suffers a few seconds of jet lag.
Was your tweet sponsored by Donald Trump, by any chance?
As a British citizen I just want to say that I support war with ruSSia in the case that they carry out a nuclear terrorism. If ruSSia attacks a nuclear power plant. The NATO response should be so fast and so severe that Ukraine wakes up the next day with an eastern coastline.
As a Norwegian citizen I just want to say that I support war with ruSSia in the case that they carry out a nuclear terrorism.
If ruSSia attacks a nuclear power plant. The NATO response should be so fast and so severe that Ukraine wakes up the next day with an eastern coastline.