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Keith Qualude
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Official Twitter of the one and only Keith Qualude. 68 years young. Inventor of the QB SNEAK. All-American Bush Sniffer. 2nd place in the 50 yd dash (6th grade)
Joined January 2021
- Dear god here we go again. The type of tan lines that make you feel like you need to be locked in a cage.
- Just trying to relax and watch some Sunday ball and they roll out this commercial. The hog is itching for the seventh inning stretch. #LANK
- Keith was having a night. Knew it was to good to be true. Just found out her ex is “dark”. Do we make a run for the door?
- Logging off the burnerverse for a while. Just accidentally commented “would” on my second cousins Instagram post. #LANK
- Yes it’s Wednesday. Yes I like blondes. Yes Keith received several death threats from @coldcallsniper soldiers today. Any other questions? #LANK
- DJU when Norvell calls anything other than a running play #FSUvsGT
- Replying to @KofeeBenReally disappointed, this one didn’t seem like the type.











