Kmarko
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Kmarko
@Kmarkobarstool
Not a pilot. Former EIC @ Barstool Sports. Wrote a book: bit.ly/bsdrinks
- If I stay up for the whole game: 5-0 Astros. If I go to sleep early for a nice healthy 8 hours: 19-18 Dodgers.
- Are millennials killing not being killed by drunk drivers?DUI arrests in South Florida plummet. Uber, Lyft, millennials among the reasons why hrld.us/2v2MRww
- My piece on ordering a bologna sandwich for lunch got 645,000.
- I am now 1,000,000,000% convinced @nflcommish is the biggest Stoolie alive. It's the only thing that makes sense. You simply cannot give us more material to work with than he does with every SINGLE move he makes. #FREEPORTNOY
- 34 Year Old Unsigned Wisconsin Power Forward Dazzles NBA Scouts With 18 Foot Sky Hook In Private Miami LA Fitness Christmas Workout
- Curry just drilled this dude with his mouth piece vine.co/v/il52zJ9XzeD
- They are reading Dave Portnoy's tweets on the floor of Congress. What is this world.
- Imagine being so bad at the Internet you spend an hour on thisReplying to @barstoolsportsDefinitely Fake - Lots of clues. Looks like a world cup goal in England several years ago because of ashtrays and lack of smartphones
- You may laugh but I've seen enough shit over the past 10+ years to know at this point there's like a 55-60% chance that Boner Dogs will be a real movie that is released in real life.
- “I saw Barstool’s valuation went up to $3.5 Billion, what happened?” “A former Iowa corn field security guard picked up a suitcase and a camera guy with a mullet dumped a really large number of beers down his face.” 🚀🚀🚀🌑You love to see people buying a Luggage Guy shirt and a Zillion Beers shirt. What a damn week. #ToTheMoon
- Hit the Like button on this if you think Twitter shouldn't get rid of the Like button. bars.tl/4wk4yH2CpR
