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- Has anyone sincerely thought “oh, good a musical episode” when watching a non-musical show?
- My uncle told my mom that in New York it’s legal to kill a baby up to 60 seconds after it’s been born. When she said that was horse shit he told her to get informed.
- As a person who’s never had a penis, the idea that you have to shake the lingering piss out of your wiener so it doesn’t get on your pants is extremely funny to me
- I saw someone call Jennifer Connelly an 8 and my vision immediately went solid red
- As a leftist, is there anything you’ve seen that can be considered woke that you actually think is bad?
- Replying to @ToniRenaissanceMy mom was right, it was my uncle who’s delusional
- My friend’s boyfriend’s boss sent a video of himself masturbating in a mirror to all of his employees instead of his fiancé, these were his following messages





