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@KingKofi
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Kingston, Jamaica
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    @KingKofi
    May 10, 2023
    So I have unspoken beef with aunty at my bus stop. It’s been going on for months. Every morning she gets there after me & everyone else. Yet without fail, she pushes herself right to the front. There’s a queuing etiquette in play in my area. This is not on. Today I take a stand
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    @KingKofi
    Apr 22, 2019
    Imagine buying Almond milk... big big Β£1.80 almond milk... And the cow milk drinkers in your house drink it, then return to their cows milk once it’s finished.... Am I ok to be mad?
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    @KingKofi
    May 17, 2021
    Got to work this morning and opened my laptop to this email.. It’s moments like this that remind me why I do what I do. To know my efforts to make my classroom a safe, inclusive space for my students is paying off… man The littlest of things can make the world of difference
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    @KingKofi
    May 10, 2023
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    [mission failed]. She’s too powerful.
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    @KingKofi
    Oct 21, 2019
    How can my doctor ask me how old I am in disbelief... there’s me thinking it’s because I look young and segzy... only for her to say β€œyour blood pressure is that of a middle aged man.. are you stressed?” 🀣🀣 FAK.
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    @KingKofi
    May 28, 2021
    My y13’s proper showed me love today man. Best way to end a really exhausting term. They really told me to download shame... Kl.
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    @KingKofi
    Jan 20, 2020
    On the next episode of love island... #LoveIsland
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    @KingKofi
    May 12, 2021
    I think it’s time I upgraded from this iPhone X.
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    @KingKofi
    Jan 11, 2022
    These teachers are WAY too cool about this. If this was the UK all you’d hear is β€œerrrrrrrrmmmnmm!!!!! β€˜Xcuseee me!!”
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    Jan 10, 2022
    Gotta respect the consistency 🀣 (via daddyjaydon/TT)
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    @KingKofi
    May 19, 2025
    Skin is in the bin, and looking hella rough but I like it.
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    @KingKofi
    Sep 14, 2022
    I’m currently teaching in a foster home and it’s safe to say all my laughing at Elaine the Pain as a child has come full circle. I am now Elaine the Pain.
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    @KingKofi
    Feb 11, 2022
    Remember my y9 bottom set straight out a new teachers behaviour book of worst nightmares? 5 months in, catch me belly laughing with these silly boys πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Got this from one of them today - if ever I forget, this is why I do what I do πŸ™πŸΎ
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    @KingKofi
    Apr 4, 2022
    Oh, so the other day I mentioned to my y9’s that I’m flying out so shouldn’t email me lol. One of them said same, same country bla bla bla. I said God, surely not… Anyway sha, lo and behold.. I get to the gate and who do I see?
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    @KingKofi
    Aug 16, 2021
    Ya boy just became a homeowner 🏠 πŸ˜…πŸ˜… feeling blessed man Renovations bout to flood my IG πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ