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KickPistons 🍞🍷

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KickPistons 🍞🍷

@KickPistons

Catholic con/revert. Church organist. Curator of @RadioReplies. Extra Ecclesiam Nulla Salus. Destroy Protestantism or die trying.

Joined April 2025

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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Mar 1
The Protestant God is false. The "Jesus" they claim to worship - born of an ordinary woman, founding no church, instituting no sacraments except a purely symbolic baptism and Eucharist, acknowledging no authority higher than Scripture (interpreted by themselves) - never existed.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 5, 2025
✝️📖: Hey Catholics 🍞🍷: Yes, Protestants? ✝️📖: Do you believe the Eucharist is Jesus? 🍞🍷: Yup. ✝️📖: We do not. 🍞🍷: Too bad. ✝️📖: Agree to disagree? 🍞🍷: Sure. ✝️📖: Do you also believe Mary is God? 🍞🍷: No. ✝️📖: Yes you do. 🍞🍷: No we don't. ✝️📖: Yes you do...
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 8, 2025
The Bible vs. Bible Christians: 📖: Baptism saves you ✝️: Baptism does nothing 📖: This is my body ✝️: That's not his body 📖: Divorce is forbidden ✝️: Divorce is permitted 📖: Pray for each other ✝️: Prayer is idolatry 📖: Obey the church ✝️: Obey the Bible 📖: Seriously?
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Sep 3, 2025
God's word, according to people in my mentions.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 6, 2025
Replying to @KevinKingkir
"Through Catholic glasses" is the only correct way to read the Bible. The entire Bible was written for Catholics and the New Testament was written 𝘣𝘺 Catholics. Your interpretations of Scripture have no more validity than Satan's interpretations during the temptation of Christ.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 25, 2025
Replying to @NCRonline
By this reckoning, most Catholics are going to hell. Being pastored by a priest who shares the wicked views of the majority is a nightmare that the minority who actually desire to be saved know only too well. Good riddance to such priests and welcome to the faithful newcomers.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Aug 29, 2025
If you pray the Magnificat every day I want to follow you.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Aug 14, 2025
When you realize Protestants read the Bible to avoid truth rather than experience it, everything comes together.
Bishop
@BishopJaxi
Aug 14, 2025
How did so many Protestants get deceived into thinking the Eucharist is just a symbol? For 1,500 years, no Christian believed that. Even Luther and Calvin rejected it.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Jul 31, 2025
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Still four. How many idolatrous practices do Catholics have if you call everything that makes Protestants nervous idolatry? Still zero.
Danny
@Truth_matters20
Jul 31, 2025
Call Mary blessed all you want, but calling her "Mother" and praying to her is idolatry. Not sure why this is so hard to understand.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 8, 2025
I'd suppose the person with the belief set "similar to Satan's" would be the one going around telling people not to get baptized, not to eat Christ's flesh and blood, not to pray for each other, all while believing that their private Bible interpretations came directly from God.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 6, 2025
Replying to @matthewschrein
Protestants are calling this a strawman. As if you can go five minutes on Catholic 𝕏 without some Short-Bible Christian barging in to call us all idolaters because only God can hear prayers, dispense graces, be venerated, or "intercede" (a sign of defective Christology).
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Sep 27, 2025
Replying to @WWUTTcom
Jesus: This is my body John: That's His body Paul: That's His body Ignatius: That's His body Nicaea: That's His body Augustine: That's His body Aquinas: That's His body IV Lateran: That's His body Trent: That's His body Fr. Mike: That's His body This fool: That's idolatry
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Sep 3, 2025
Replying to @FlyingKulau
Sola Scriptura is the trunk from which every "idiotic misuse of Scripture" branches and flowers.
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KickPistons 🍞🍷
@KickPistons
Oct 17, 2025
Replying to @matthew_sede
If your entire family stopped going to mass because the mass was changed, your entire family was the problem all along.
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