Poetry
"I used to live here"
"Whaa?"
"I used to live here"
"You's who? What is your name?"
"My name is Jennifer."
"Jennifer? Yeah I used to live here and my room was right up...."
"Jennifer who?"
"Jennifer Lopez"
"Who's Jennifer Lopez?"
"ME."
"I don't know who she is."
Lisa Rinna: *produces printouts of texts between Denise and Brandi* 'Shall we read through them?'
Denise Richards: 'Are you ok with me pulling out my text messages from you?'
Lisa Rinna: 'Those are private.'
God I can't stand her. #RHOBH