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i am sorry you dont understand the joke
Kendall Pennington
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Kendall Pennington
@Kenny___Rose
Palo Alto, CA
Joined November 2012
- 2020: Superbowl LIV 2021: Superbowl LAUGH 2022: Superbowl LOVE
- when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative
- ppl on linkedin after doing an hbs online certification
- flight attendant: sir u r seated in an exit row, are u willing and able to xyz in case of emergency the highest guy you have ever seen: yes
- happy mothers day to all the ipads
- youre hiding red dye no. 40 underneath the floorboards, are you not
- u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert
- going on a date with a man who asked me out on the subway last night after making eye contact a couple times, smiling politely and then making 2 mins of normal conversation. some of u should consider maybe trying that some time lol
- big day for people who circle back
- when someone sends the standalone "hi how are you" message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation
- recently i witnessed a baby try to scroll a physical piece of paper of a coloring book like it was a screen and it was a pretty radicalizing experience lmao
