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KeithTheGooner
@KeithTheGooner
Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process.
London
Joined January 2009
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    A couple of hundred edited photos from Tuesday night’s spontaneous celebration! 🏆 All photos are free to download and use as you see fit (don’t screenshot, download as the quality is much better!) Recognise yourself or other Gooners? Tag them! keithmaldaphotography30.pixieset.com/arsenalfcpremi…
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    Finally made it to Baku. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!
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    Just a few months ago we sacked 55 men and women that worked for our club, in the middle of a global pandemic, whilst simultaneously having meetings about the share of the £350,000,000,000 the club would be receiving. Shameful.
    We are one of 12 Founding Clubs of the European Super League
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    Live from the VAR room. Goal disallowed
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    I’m sorry, but if you’re an adult Arsenal fan and you’re actually spending your Sunday laughing at Spurs throwing away a 2-0 lead only to lose 3-2 then guess what me too lol
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    Yes mate, making an honest statement is disgusting, I wish my manager had just spat at some girls instead
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    That Arsenal statement & complaints from their manager about the officials & VAR, on the Newcastle goal, is way over the top! #NEWARS
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    Ban these disgusting scumbags from The Emirates, @Arsenal
    Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella
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    Wasn’t sure whether to post this or not x
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    Replying to @spectatorindex
    Because they acted fast with a proper lockdown and now they are in 2021 and we are in Tier 4. Well done Boris
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    Then I saw her face Now I’m a Saliba!
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    I still remember my first ever Arsenal game at Highbury in 1985 The smell of onions & cigar smoke. The perfect green pitch. The fans singing. I remember looking up at my uncle and asking, “Uncle, who is our head of recruitment?” That’s all I cared about as an excited young fan
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    I didn’t save that penalty because Arsenal kept me on the bench for a decade
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    Yo @MesutOzil1088 please can you tweet something about the British government so they don’t show the second half mate x