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Andrew Byama
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Andrew Byama
@Keeplah
🇰🇪 Proud Kenyan ● BizDev specialist ● Soft Skills Change Agent ● Hobby Farmer ● @Clarity4D accredited Trainer ● Founder @BlueRibbonKe ● Walk, Run, Cycle; MOVE
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2009
So Kilifi Town decided to upgrade roads and keep their large trees intact. The road can go around the trees not the trees to go. In fact they provide shade for parked cars. I like!
- Years ago I was called for an interview in a game conservancy in Nanyuki. Low on cash, drove there nonetheless. After, the HR asked I pass by the Cash office & received 13k - mileage they called it. Never got the job. But enough fuel & lots of fruits bought along the way for fam
- My plug for roasted groundnuts, original mursiik, traditional veggies and cooking pots - Traditional and healthy foods Kenya Kenyatta Market Stall no. 256 highly recommended.
- Transform a swampy area into a most appreciated and lovely of pit-stops. Wins! Loved it here @ArtcaffeKenya - Safari Centre, Naivasha
- At the Ruiru GK Prison nursery where an indigenous tree seedlings is going for 12/= and overgrown ones for 5/=. Nicked myself some crotons, Cordia Africana, zambarau and markhamia lutea - I have become mbabaz wa indigenous. 300 headed to Kamagut immediate! If you can pay a visit.
- Replying to @jumaf3In 2019 a teller asked me why I was withdrawing and where I was taking 300,000/=. I calmly told her I was going to get circumcised that weekend and I did not feel like so I was going to bribe the wazees to find a way out. I was 41 years then. There were no more inquiries made.
- He’s 12! My son’s audacity is criminal 😂 I’m never chatting him up again. Such judgement!
- “To run a big marathon & win takes five months. When I'm on the starting line, my mind starts reviewing what I have been doing the last five months. I believe in my training, & I treat myself as the best one standing on that line.” ~ Eliud Kipchoge 🇰🇪 Keep Moving. #NikeRunClub
- But @Terencecreative you want to finish me. Ati hakuna ng’ombe inaenda reverse. I’ve collapsed 😂😂😂😂😂 this is elite comedy.
00:00 - Gava shooting itself on both feet by killing the consignment business at Eldoret Airport. Kujifanya mnajua biz and shutting off what’s been a solid revenue stream for you guys. 🤡
- 5 years ago today - Westgate Shopping Mall attack. 71 dead, over 200 wounded, a country united 🇰🇪 Lest We Forget. #Westgate #WestgateAttack
- Replying to @Ciru_Carol and @_wangweYou’ve nailed it. Get a social media hype, get a great photographer, invest in expensive furniture, create an expensive menu…and go all out of your way to cook rubbish food complimented with pathetic service. Kind regards, Nairobi.
