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Keegan Part 2
@Keegannnnn
In Country music we trust. Dropped as a baby. Take it sleazy.
@ttchilders @macmiller
Born July 4, 2000
Joined June 2014
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    1) Fuck dem kids 2) fuck conservatives 3) IF I WANT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE I WANT TO BE RAWDOGGED IN THE BACK OF AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A CROTCH GOBLIN POPPING OUT THIS BITCH IN 9 MONTHS THAT’S MY FUCKIN RIGHT
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    #maybehedoesnthityou but you need his approval for everything and he treats you like property and not a person
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    WANNA GET A MANSION, A JACUZZI, A THEATER TO WATCH MY MOVIES COUPLE WHIPS AND LOTS OF FANCY THINGS THE KIDS THEY CALL THE GOONIES!!! I SEE THE FUTURE CRYSTAL BALL MIRROR MIRROR HANGIN ON THE WALL WHO THE FLYEST WHITE BOY OF THEM ALL...in this essay I will
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    Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can have your tongue on the inside of some other girl’s teeth and tell her boyfriend that if he’s got beef I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him
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    Wouldn’t happen at Roosters
    A live rat fell from the ceiling of a Buffalo Wild Wings and landed on a customer’s table: bit.ly/2WXAnBg
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    Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your stupid ass little fucking 11 year old son who was privileged enough to be born in a country that he won’t have to escape from, fuck everyone that voted for you
    Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally. They can’t. If we had a Wall, they wouldn’t even try! The two.....
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    When Mac Miller said “I did it all without a Drake feature” I felt that. I also have been doing it all without a Drake feature
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    Ight it’s not the biggest change ever and I feel cringey posting this but for the past month or so I’ve gotten a little bit more serious about working out and like I said it’s not the biggest change but I’m proud
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    People who back into parking spaces instead of just pulling in, what r u trying to prove?? That you paid attention in drivers ed? I have to back in anywhere I’m turning around and going home like I never even went in the first place
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    Replying to @Keegannnnn
    I have nothing to promote expect Fez and Lexi better date and I’m sexy follow me
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    I just got butterflies in my stomach wow
    Puberty gets even messier. #BigMouth Season 3 is coming to @netflix in 2019.
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