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Keefler
@Keefler_Elf
i make music and chill
- can’t believe in I Gotta Feeling they just recite all the days of the week in the middle of the song. for no reason. we really let black eyed peas get away with too much
- at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares🥚 - Perfectly preserved 72-million-year-old dinosaur embryo has been discovered
- “aspiring cop” is an interesting way to say terroristBREAKING: A 17-year-old aspiring cop has been charged with murder in Kenosha. bit.ly/31vm0tH
- hey thanks for dm’ing me a post from that meme account on instagram thats private so i couldn’t see it and had to get you to screenshot the post and send it to me and it ended up just being a screenshot of a viral tweet that i saw on twitter 3 days ago
- gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop
- i’m speechless. what the fuck is he talking about. i love itRyan Gosling on the difficulty of leaving Ken behind after filming ‘BARBIE’. “It’s a bit like that Cinnabon mix, once you open that cannister, it’s very hard to… once you open it, you’re making cinnabons and you’re loving it.” (Source: @BuzzFeedCeleb)
- people find out i have bad acid reflux and feel SO bad for me when i tell them i can’t drink alcohol. you think it sucks cause i can’t down 11 white claws in two hours tonight for no reason and wake up needing an IV? no. idiots. fools. it sucks because i can’t eat spaghetti
- i am 25 years old and have lived on my own for 3 yrs and today my parents held a “family meeting” to tell me they know i smoke weed and are worried about my “well-being”. they think i rely on it too much and can’t stop.. i couldn’t believe it. i had to step outside to hit my pen
- the rizzler was born on 4/20 fuck yaBirthday Vibes‼️🤫🤔🥳🎂🎉
