Akanji's Maths ☁️
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Akanji's Maths ☁️
@Keane4K
Tech, Nature, Football and Banter.
- Acha nicheke kwanzaMy mama fua huacha notes funny funny.
- Io koti ya Kim Ndo burungo huwa unapata kwa bale ya mtush inashindwa nani na akili zake alikuwa anavaa hiyo shit.Kim Kardashian and North West in Paris earlier today.
- Unakunywa maji na jug alafu unatoa sufuria kwa cooker na socks bana. I'm in heaven. Alafu kamande unaeka kwa fridge na sufuria. Good times.Bibi anaenda home for a while and I can't imagine the freedom that will behold me. I'm so happy man.
- Miraa is another unnecessary drug but nobody is ready for this conversation.
- Just got home and my crib is swept clean. Wameiba Kila kitu bana 😡😡😭😭😭. Sijui niaze wapi na pesa onge.
- I have dated a luo woman for more than a year and whatever they say about those babes is true because weuh!
- Jana Kuna story ilinishtua sana. A guy has been having a sexual relationship with his real aunt for more than five years for money. When they broke up her aunt told him that he'll be meeting women and he'll never have feelings. He wanted help juu mjouls haijawahi simama Tena.
- Replying to @Keane4KIko siku nilikosa kubuy nyama siku ya kula nyama bana. She legit took my mom's number from my kaduda nikiwa nimebleki and rang her like "Keane kitu anafanya hii Kisumu ni umalaya na kuniweka nikikula mboga kama sungura" 😭😭
- Not my proudest moment. Update: WaliachanaMy cousin paid a 1m dowry to a fat kikuyu girl who never cooks. wtf
