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Kay the Brainriot
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Kay the Brainriot
@KayBrainriot
Wild Kratts fanatic (also multifamdom/multiship)
He/him - Black Male.
Call me Kay or Kan :D
age: 20
Proship/Zionists DNFI
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- I keep repeating myself on this one but.... remember that one Wild Kratts episode where one of the cartoons villains does EXACTLY THAT.Two men led a team of 80 people, spent 5 years collecting 1.2 million golden orb spiders, milked them for their silk, and created the rarest textile on Earth: A golden silk cape.
- Replying to @AquaticFlapperThe birds and the bees? More like the shrimp in the seas.
- Replying to @KayBrainriotWK is slowly becoming the preschool equivalent of The Simpsons, where it somehow "predicts" the most insane shit ever lmao
- Replying to @KayBrainriotThat episode ended with the Wild Kratts creating a spider silk dress WITHOUT displacing spiders from their habitats or disturbing them in any way, which means there IS an ethical way to use their silk to make dresses so there really is no excuse for the blatant animal abuse here.
- So they defund PBS, but allow this slop to be consumed by the next generation. I. Do. Not. Fucking. Stand. For. This.So this is what we can expect from public education now, huh? 💀💀💀
00:00 - Replying to @NotShoelaceThis is so true, and I really hate it. We tend to forget how vital spiders are in the ecosystem and how disastrous the consequences would be if they were all gone. Orb weavers SPECIFICALLY keep the insect population down. Remove them, and you've literally brought on the plague!
- Replying to @ghoulhag and @dunwaIlEspecially if it's adoptive incest, or romantic/sexual relationships between step-siblings. And any attempts to deny that either case is incestuous because they "aren't blood related" congratulations you're invalidating foster family for the sake of your middle school perversion.
- And Tumblr. And DeviantArt. And Instagram. And anywhere. Bonus points if they compare "antis" to homophobes, as if people who like incest are in any ways minorities or people who are hugely oppressed.
- Don’t forget them!!!
Cartoon characters who are voiced by their creators: - 15 seconds. I counted exactly 15 seconds in between Bojack calling Sarah Lynn a daughter figure to him and him admitting to having sex with her despite having known her as a 10 year old. God fucking damn.She cooked him.
00:00 - James Earl Jones is trending and it makes me realize just how fucking on edge I truly am after all the deaths this year.
- Replying to @metajiini_klenYeah. And all of that for FIVE YEARS?? There is no way that all of those spiders survived. Orb weavers are classified by IUCN as least concern, but this is the kind of shit that puts animals on the endangered species list.
- Replying to @autumn_tweakedIt's funny that you chose Aladdin/Hercules for the latter picture because those 2 have ACTUALLY canonically met in a crossover episode of the Hercules TV show.
