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Kat Timpf

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Kat Timpf

@KatTimpf

Aspiring podcast host. HEAD TO MY WEBSITE FOR TOUR DATES & BOOKS!

NYC

therealkattimpf.com

Born October 29

Joined July 2010

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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Sep 10, 2024
My new book, “I Used to Like You Until…” is OUT NOW!!! If you want to learn how to connect with people who have written you off, then this is the book for you. Get your copy now & I promise you won’t regret it. This book is the best thing I’ve ever done, and it’s ok for me
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Feb 25, 2025
An Unconventional Birth Announcement Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Now, before you worry, my doctor says it’s Stage 0 and is confident that it almost certainly hasn’t
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Apr 29, 2022
I know everything is polarized these days, but I still have a hard time understanding how we can’t all agree that the government creating a Disinformation Governance Board led by a person famous for spreading disinformation is a batshit, awful move.
Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Nov 19, 2024
I had sex with a man and now look at me
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Jan 29, 2025
My husband just complained to me that an ingrown nail on his finger hurts. I am 9 months pregnant with his baby.
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Mar 24, 2025
As I sit at home recovering & looking a level of ugly that is only possible when showering is medium traumatizing, I am posting this to remind u h03s what I’m capable of 😎
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Feb 14, 2025
This is the perfect analogy; u cannot tell me otherwise CC: @elonmusk, @DOGE
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Feb 17, 2025
Hi everyone! I am under the close care of a doctor, and I promise that both of us know and care far more about my health and the health of my own baby than any random online stranger does from just seeing me on TV. Although I'm sure much of it is well-intentioned, I don't need to
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Feb 28, 2025
Answering a few questions! Try not to lose ur mind over how good I look 🥵
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Jun 17, 2025
I’M BACK BABY !!!!
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@Gutfeldfox
Jun 17, 2025
Guess who’s BACK!!! It’s @KatTimpf! Watch her triumphant return tonight at 10PM on @FoxNews
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Jun 26, 2025
I want to sincerely thank everyone who has shown me kindness during these past few tumultuous and at times extraordinarily difficult months of my life, especially if I’m someone you disagree with sometimes. It means a lot and I just want to say thank you. K cya 😎
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Oct 30, 2025
Happy birthday to me! Ngl I’ve experienced more physical and mental changes this year than I have ever in my life, except for maybe years 0-1, except this time I was also responsible for someone 0-1. Here’s to a hopefully more chill (but not too chill) year (because too chill
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Jul 15, 2025
I’ll be back on @Gutfeldfox in a few weeks! Huge thanks to those of you who have taken the time to offer me words of kindness and support. I love u all so much ❤️🍈😎
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Kat Timpf
@KatTimpf
Dec 11, 2020
NY’s own contact tracing data showed that restaurants & bars were responsible for just 1.4 percent of infections. 1.4%, and Cuomo closes indoor dining. Stop pretending this man gives the slightest fuck about you, your livelihood, your mental health, or anything else except...