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M.eilar 💗
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M.eilar 💗
@Karugiii
Ngl, I’m my favorite person 💋
Joined October 2021
- I hope all nonchalant men choke on their own saliva 🥹Running out of new countries to kiss my wife in. Open up the multiverse so I can show her off there too.
- I'm a lover. A real heavy lover. I don't care what anybody says, I will love on my people 100%, and if it doesn't work out, I will live knowing I loved ❤️What have you accepted about your life?
- You see how Jesus ignored Mary Magdalene the whole time, and to this date, we all know that she loved him deeply, but we’re not sure whether he disliked her, or was just saving face cause he was the Messiah??Guys, please give me an example of a nonchalant person.
- The day he decides to do a give away where the lucky winner will be a guest at the balcony, I will kill all the contestants 😭When Nigerian Jollof crashes a Swahili Goat Biryani wedding, tagging along spicy grilled chicken as the uninvited guest. You end up with Jollof Biryani, arguably the best biryani in the world.
00:00 - Struggling to wake up from Monday-Friday with like 10 alarms, but being able to do it unwarranted on Saturday is actually very diabolical 😭
- Nduma: "Ukiniangalia haraka na bila wivu, nakaa hivi exact."Need this Oreo delivered to my doorstep
- Wtf is Gen Z??? I’m tired of hearing this. We’re all Kenyans fighting for a better Kenya!
Your friend stole slippers from my Kiambu Rd house that’s why I cut y’all tusongos off🫶🏾- Mtu anakupenda alafu anadecide kufanya masters. Wdym you have a class rn? I thought Sundays are for lovers 😭
- The fact that life is basically Monday-Sunday on a loop doesn’t sit well with me. We need to redefine the concept of time.
- A guy I respectfully declined months ago, just sent me a photo while abroad, talmbout, “I thought I should say hello.” I don’t know how to proceed. Like does he want me to start ululating and profess my love, now that he’s sitting on a bench somewhere on earth? 😭
- We’re planning a girls trip and my friend keeps telling me that she’s Darshen. Oh we are in so much danger cause idk who tf Samuel is 😭
- Corporate is so weird, cause now who has taken my nduma from the fridge? 😭
