His mums gone on holiday so I’ve taken da week off coz he can’t go nursery when she’s on annual leave….but dat jus means fuckery ALL week and she gonna come back to a new child 👀😂 look how him ah laugh
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Kardo- Yardy Tarzan 🇯🇲🇱🇨
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Kardo- Yardy Tarzan 🇯🇲🇱🇨
@Kardo_sg
Joined June 2011
- My nephew accidentally added me to a Snapchat group wid his school friends & I saw “who’s dis Kardo guy” “adding random guys in da chat” Dey started cooking me & I was removed 😐 I’m bout to call my nephew right now tell him add me back im gonna cuss their mums am I a prick 😂😂
- My daughter try challenge me to a race to rass…loser sleeps in da car 😂😂😂😂 poor ting hope she got a blanket 😂😂😂😂😂 coz I ducked her 😂😂😂😂
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00:00 - Catch mumzy outside vibing I shudda sent her backside home 😂😂😂😂
00:00 - Just got a phone call “hello sir I’m calling from EE your network provider..” ME “fuck off man I’m not wid EE” Man on the phone “no you fuck off you prick” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fair enough man 😂😂😂😂😂 Now I’m just here bussin up
- Ppl putting their food opinions and we can get to dat….i wanna no what da rass she done to be gettin peppered like dat 😂😂😂😂😂whats your food opinion that can end up like this?
- I bought my polish employee a green label magnum MONTHS ago told him slap 2 of those u will fuck ur mrs like a trooper to bloodclart jokingly…he jus called me like 10 mins ago saying “bloodclart I fucked my mrs good very good bloodclart man” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m in tears😂😂😂😂
- Oh absolutely….thing is my discipline ain’t set up like dis…my ting wudda rise up and now I’m doin pointless hip movements jus so u can feel Di suttum…next ting u no iPad is onda floor somewhere and headboard is gettin shell outGoodnight 🌙😴💤
00:00 - Donny saw my car & asked what I do, I told him & then he sed he’s an engineer & do I have vacancies I sed Yh send ur CV, Convo continues & he’s telling me bout some woman he thinks is buff & he wants, he describes the woman…it’s my mum😐 Congrats bro ur working night shift now
- Real supermalt lovers look at da bottle after they have sipped in disbelief dat 1 day some genius managed to create this special drink #Supermalt
00:00 - The day someone crashes into me coz they were driving and doin balloons…if we both alive…fuck insurance fuck sayin sorry fuck taking details just get out da car and get ready to defend urself…put ur hands up immediately coz im 100% swingingAfter the crash yesterday some Asians STILL haven’t learnt the consequences of driving whilst doing balloons 🤦🏽♂️🎈
00:00 - I don’t mind splitting the bill in general …. BUT Anyone who sees dis bill and suggest the person who spent £21 to split £1241 equally is absolutely out of order 😂😂😂😂You only ordered what's highlighted, but the table is saying to split the bill evenly. What would you do? 👀
- Dem type ah whine mi like…not all dis twerking foolishnessGod, it is me again, your humble child 🥺🥺🥺
00:00 - Miss? Psshhh once dey see his 1st touch, dat stadium gonna start belting out monkey noises
