His mums gone on holiday so Iβve taken da week off coz he canβt go nursery when sheβs on annual leaveβ¦.but dat jus means fuckery ALL week and she gonna come back to a new child ππ look how him ah laugh
My nephew accidentally added me to a Snapchat group wid his school friends & I saw βwhoβs dis Kardo guyβ βadding random guys in da chatβ Dey started cooking me & I was removed π Iβm bout to call my nephew right now tell him add me back im gonna cuss their mums am I a prick ππ
My daughter try challenge me to a race to rassβ¦loser sleeps in da car ππππ poor ting hope she got a blanket πππππ coz I ducked her ππππ
Just got a phone call βhello sir Iβm calling from EE your network provider..β
ME βfuck off man Iβm not wid EEβ
Man on the phone βno you fuck off you prickβ ππππππππ fair enough man πππππ
Now Iβm just here bussin up
I bought my polish employee a green label magnum MONTHS ago told him slap 2 of those u will fuck ur mrs like a trooper to bloodclart jokinglyβ¦he jus called me like 10 mins ago saying βbloodclart I fucked my mrs good very good bloodclart manβ ππππππ Iβm in tearsππππ
Oh absolutelyβ¦.thing is my discipline ainβt set up like disβ¦my ting wudda rise up and now Iβm doin pointless hip movements jus so u can feel Di suttumβ¦next ting u no iPad is onda floor somewhere and headboard is gettin shell out
Donny saw my car & asked what I do, I told him & then he sed heβs an engineer & do I have vacancies I sed Yh send ur CV, Convo continues & heβs telling me bout some woman he thinks is buff & he wants, he describes the womanβ¦itβs my mumπ Congrats bro ur working night shift now
The day someone crashes into me coz they were driving and doin balloonsβ¦if we both aliveβ¦fuck insurance fuck sayin sorry fuck taking details just get out da car and get ready to defend urselfβ¦put ur hands up immediately coz im 100% swinging
I donβt mind splitting the bill in general β¦. BUT Anyone who sees dis bill and suggest the person who spent Β£21 to split Β£1241 equally is absolutely out of order ππππ