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Kale Greas

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Kale Greas

@KaleGreas

Just a Dad/Husband who loves nature, the Dallas Cowboys, and finance.

Joined February 2012

Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 29, 2024
Replying to @anon_sequiturs
Being the oldest in a dysfunctional house they make you the third parent, and then complain about how you get by and help out lol. Mine also stole thousands from me nearly monthly, as a 15 year old I was covering rent, lights, and phones any given month.
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Jun 28, 2024
Replying to @NickSauvage
Do you guys have AC in your vehicles?
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Jul 14, 2024
Replying to @PierreJouet
When I was learning cello, for some insane reason my grandma, dad, and mom all thought it was a great idea to play it for my great-grandma who had dementia. She looked at my grandma and said "that's bad", and my grandma cried bc it was her first words in like a month lmfao
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 21, 2024
Replying to @tobyandfiss
I helped my friend move out of his college house, as we were leaving; Me: “you made sure you didn’t have anything in the dishwasher?” Friend: “I never use that, I just rinse my dishes with the hottest water and put them back” His roommate: “THAT’S WHY I KEEP GETTING SICK!?”
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Jun 13, 2024
Replying to @Xivhkalrainik and @TRIGGERHAPPYV1
Nahh, look at the worksheets, they’re in an algebra class learning how to graph quadratic formulae. I’d venture to guess we all had this kid; he’s a spaz and everyone’s known that for years. Probably runs to lunch with his arms behind him and stages solo air sword battles.
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 24, 2024
Replying to @itsme_urstruly and @InternetH0F
This happened one day when I was on as a bartender, my manager had to go bail out our cook, because he said he’d rather spend time at a bail bonds office than on the line lol
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Dec 10, 2024
Replying to @somegrlsam
What a strong lady to deal with all that, I wonder how it could’ve been avoided
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Jul 26, 2024
Replying to @AllyTaft
Yeah, I learned that then. He was VERY expensive, but very worth it. He was a prosecutor in my area for nearly 15 years before he came to the defense side, so he was connected. He costed about 4x what the next closest guy was going to charge, but I’m so glad I took the shot.
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Dec 10, 2024
Replying to @somegrlsam
The lady offering her body to 100 people at one time didn’t expect to be seen as a sexual object?
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Dec 11, 2024
Replying to @bignothingman and @PicturesFoIder
I’ve never heard of a single college doing that school-wide. I just graduated, and literally only had one professor that required work in by 6PM, every other one was 11:59PM.
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
May 20, 2024
Replying to @nocntxtreplyguy and @thechosenberg
Okay, but what’s the best that could happen?
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 29, 2024
Replying to @anon_sequiturs
I always wanted to be a dad, just not the wrong way. I knew I’d be good at it because the practice lol
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 21, 2024
Replying to @tobyandfiss
Me too, but I still don’t eat at his house lol
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Kale Greas
@KaleGreas
Oct 21, 2024
Replying to @tobyandfiss
No man, I had to genuinely explain to this college educated 23 year old why that wasn’t good enough lol. He has a degree and manages a lot of people now lmfao
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