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I wish 🔥💩 were the emojis that describe me best because I'm hot shit and not because I eat a lot of spicy food.
Kaitlyn Adams
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Kaitlyn Adams
@Kait2lyn
My mother’s love was always inexplicably linked to kickball
- Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe
- Shoutout to the six flags worker a few months ago who saw me (a fat girl) really struggling to get the safety harness to click, came over, buckled me in, and said “there are better things to worry about”
- Replying to @Kait2lynSo much talk about celebrities’ fatphobia which is good I guess but they’re going to be the last ones to move that needle. Just be fucking kind and respectful to the fat people around you.
- My boss got me a portrait of my dog and yesterday he thought it was real and I’m still laughing
00:00 - Need to be extremely hot for a funeral tomorrow morning at which several personal enemies will be in attendance.
- Fostering some puppies and surprise surprise they’re extremely cute
- Found out last night that someone I hate has brought up multiple times that I unfollowed them on Twitter and I feel so powerful I could charge a city block
- A very good thing about my time on twitter is that 5 years ago Roxane hired me to work for her basically on vibes alone and it’s the best job I’ve ever had. Also I learned who the nemesis is in 2017 and I’ll never tell.
- My favorite part of this is when we’re asked if we’re Christians and we get to be like nope just friends with a group chat
- *taps mic* I’m officially no longer a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
- I have a super hot friend who married a guy who wears transition lenses and it makes me sad on like an existential level.
- Just posted a cute photo of me and my girlfriend on Facebook and unblocked my mission president can’t wait to start some drama
