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S B U S ! 🌸
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S B U S ! 🌸
@KaMashimane_
u10 kaCija♦️
Durban || KwaMaphumulo 🇿🇦
Joined March 2017
- HR listening to your story:
I opened my windows while driving, and my sick note flew out🤦🏽♀️ - Do you not see your shit stain in the toilet after flushing? Why would you leave it for the next person to see? I just don’t get it.😭
- I’ve cut down on sugar. My boyfriend is the only sweet treat I’m allowed to have. 🫦
- That time you can already feel the Bluetooth device, ready to pair.
- “Gugu gaga” 🍼
You wake up tomorrow and the year is 1999. What do you do❓️ - Kumnandi ke ukuphilisana nabantu abakhuliswe kahle. You know when you meet a stranger and they are just kind to you. 🥺
- “There is just something about you that sets you apart from everyone else” Ey’zamela ikuku.If a man says he likes you, ask him why
- I kissed someone at groove last night. I miss him so much😭😂
- *Me filling forms* -Name: Sbusisiwe Maphumulo -Surname: "aaaah fvck!!!"
moaning in vernac >>> what a concept
