Hey to anyone who feels uncomfortable being around a woman breastfeeding in public: leave the area until they are done and/or until you can handle a mature level of life as a human. Babies and new mothers are way ahead of you in the give-a-fuck line.
Happy 20th birthday to the night that changed my life…🥳
Thanks Nas, I still owe you a beer…and thank you eternally to Jools & @BBCLater for giving an unknown kid a spot - especially one where I got to meet @RobertSmith from @thecure who even gave me a quote for my first press
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: Nas pulls out of Later With Jools Holland at short notice so they call for a little known Scottish singer-songwriter with a loop pedal. KT Tunstall becomes a star practically overnight. youtube.com/watch?v=FGT0A2…
I went to fill up the window washy water in the car and when I opened the bonnet, I found a full-tilt rodent nest on top the car battery with an EN SUITE BATHROOM where all the little shites were piled around the battery fluid cap. What the fuck. It was like #Sylvanians on crack.
The Universe has conspired to deliver me a most badass New Years Eve for 2022…
I am thrilled to share I’ll be headlining TIMES SQUARE BABY!! 🗽🎆 I’ll be singing as the ball drops!!
My bucket list just got shorter 🥳🙏🏼
Had a glorious piece of fish from a chippy in Edinburgh at 1am this morning and the girl says “it’s massive” and I’m like lol how big can it be, and she hands it over and it’s about a quarter of my own body length. Honestly, it was maybe a fucking deep fried serpent. Magnificent.