elvis died from being constipated for 4 months?! FOUR. MONTHS?! that much shit just in yo body like that.
i know it smelled crazy at them concerts, shit just seeping thru his pores.
all my bills on autopay, I don’t have time to remember when shit is due or acquire late fees cause my dumb ass forgot.
cause I ain’t paying them damn fees.
last night was so insane yall, so I walked up to this stud w/ a cool ass mask asking where she got it from, we got to chopping it up & she was like “oh meet my wife”.
I turn around to introduce myself & I done smashed this lady last week.