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Justin “Hoops” McElroy
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy
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- abracafuckyou‘People who menstruate.’ I’m sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud? Opinion: Creating a more equal post-COVID-19 world for people who menstruate devex.com/news/sponsored…
- I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.
- fucking wear a fucking mask you fucking fuckos
- Because it apparently still needs said: Denying trans people their basic human rights is immoral. It’s bad. If you do it, you are a bad person who no one will think to mourn when you die. Trans people are people, for fuck’s sake. Vote for people that don’t fuck that up. Fuck.
- You’ve done it, you’ve read all of Twitter! No, don’t keep scrolling, this is the end. Congratulations! Now that you’ve completed Twitter, we’d recommend “books,” “cooking food,” “calling your mom” or any number of other more enriching experiences. Enjoy!
- You know, the quarantine was a lot easier when we were all in it together instead of constantly driving past packed restaurants and feeling like the Ghost of Christmas Present is showing me what a chill party everybody is having without me.
- hey fellow introverts, welcome to the bathroom. Just hiding out huh? Yeah, me too. You want a book, or some tea? Nah? OK, great, well let’s just sit here in silence then. ....................... OK, you rested up? Ready to get back at there? Let’s go!
- I didn’t wanna say till 2018 was out of the room but fuuuuuuck that guy
- why does every fantasy novel have to start like “He was from Treador, an island of the Kellestaron archipelago, some 5,000 leagues west of the Dribicular mountains but north of —“ YO I’M NOT FROM HERE, JUST TELL ME WHO HAS A SWORD AND WHAT THE SWORD IS NAMED
- I’m not considering reaching across any aisles until the other side believes every one of my friends and family have a right to exist and love who they please.
- Hello! How are you? I am very well, because Cooper McElroy was born on this day at, you guessed it, 4:20 p.m. She is well, @sydneemcelroy is well. All is well.
- Anthony Bourdain had money, he had fame, he was respected. He had maybe the coolest job I can conceive of. This is all by way of saying: Depression doesn’t give a single solitary fuck. Get help if you need help. We need you here. Suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255
- 2017: The year so bad that a child molester losing an election IN A SQUEAKER is enough to give you a spring in your step.
