Jayce: since you didn’t have a last name I started using mine for both of us when filling out paperwork and it somehow led to a rumor that we were married
Viktor: I know and I started the rumor
Jayce:(hits his leg with a hammer) did that hurt?
Viktor: no.
Jayce:(hits his leg with a hammer) did that hurt?
Viktor: still no.
Jayce:(hits his leg with a hammer) did tha-
Viktor: YEOWCH
Jayce:!!!!
Viktor: I’m only kidding Jayce, of course it didnt hurt
They’re banned from group bar hangouts after Viktor one time went on a rant about how much he wanted to burrow under Jayce’s skin and live there and it scared the hoes