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Alison
@JustAboutGlad
a cool, chill chick :) watch my comedy special “H*rny B*tch” on YouTube ;)
Los Angeles, CA
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Aug 4, 2023
    It's here! Check out my comedy special "VubiTV+ Presents: Alison Stevenson: Horny Bitch: A Comedy Special" on Youtube now! If you know nothin about this, it's a super normal by-the-book comedy special. Classic stand-up comedy, just the way we like it! 😉
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Jun 19, 2020
    Hey, grown ass men: don’t have sex with 18-year-olds either.
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Nov 11, 2022
    Truly can’t believe this is an actual text message a grown adult man sent me
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Sep 9, 2018
    Women get told our vaginas will be wide gaping holes if we sleep around with a bunch of men but no one tells men that all that friction with other vaginas is widdling their dicks down over time and making their dicks smaller :( :( :/
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    Alison
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    Jan 2, 2022
    Flirting
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Oct 3, 2020
    Can you imagine having a stable life no matter what your job is or educational background or who your parents are or any of that classist capitalist bullshit omg what a world it would be
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    CNN
    @CNN
    Oct 3, 2020
    Geneva, Switzerland, introduces a minimum wage of $25 an hour, more than $4,000 a month cnn.it/3l5qvBW
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Jul 17, 2023
    A guy I hooked up with hit me with a “who this” hope he remembers now!
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Jan 21, 2022
    Why do I feel like this west elm Caleb thing is just hot, rich women not knowing how to deal with being treated like an average person
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    May 1, 2021
    Does it make sense to you that I always think Brendan is plural for more than one Brandon
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Mar 1, 2022
    Congrats on your career success the world is ending
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Jun 15, 2018
    Some of the worst misogynists, abusers, and narcissists I know are self-proclaimed nerds. Nerd culture is extremely corporate, not very radical, and not all that progressive. So, basically, mainstream nerd culture can die right now and I’d be happy.
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Mar 13, 2019
    *Having sex* Me: Ohhh Him: 😏 Me: Oh ohhh Him: 😏😏😏 Me: O’Reillyyyyy Him: AUTO PARTS
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Jan 24, 2021
    It’s always “WHY are you still single” and not “HOW can I venmo you”
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    Alison
    @JustAboutGlad
    Feb 22, 2022
    Polyamory makes more sense for straight women bc we need to date like 6 dudes at once for it to equal one emotionally available person