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Jumble
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Jumble
@Jumble_CS2
The most fraudulent top 100 NA Faceit has ever seen.
Joined March 2025
- I'm introducing a new tech called: "Being nice to your Faceit pug teammates" I've gotten to ~3750 elo through implementing this idea while having mediocre stats, and I think it's a highly transferable skill from me to anyone else
- All this cheating could be solved by preemptively banning certain people accused of cheating by high-level or high-profile players, then forcing them to do the ropz treatment or stream w/ handcam and webcam facing setup to receive an unban
- Every american pugger got that one Ukrainian they're tight with ☝🏻
- Your ELO is where you deserve to be. NA pugs have people who speak English competently and are friendly. NA CS is on the upswing.
- banned for a week for unsportsmanlike conduct and verbal abuse i will be downloading valorant in the meantime and being even more toxic on there
- Chinese NA ADV team had a player banned for "smurfing" lol. Two teams lost to them this season, F5 Esports and Green Tea Party. Should see if they can get those overturned.
- I need to play more pugs. That's the solution.
- Replying to @semphisssAs expected, a high-iq and balanced, reasonable take from Mr. Semphis
- Its gotten to the point where if something bad happens in my daily life I'll say "unlucky" and "well played"
- I really wish I could be with all the cool kids from NACS twitter at the major right now... fuck my broke chungus life...
